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If there is someone on your friends list you would like to engage in a hot, sweaty, 4 hour long, sexual encounter with, which, in terms of voracity, would sound like someone banging two big ass steer carcasses together while stirring a 50 gallon bowl of macaroni and cheese over a public address system, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.