Feb. 3rd, 2004

tigira: (Sleepy)
1. Blackberry Brandy
2. Chicken Soup
3. Orange Juice
4. Creme Brulee
5. Sleeping from 9:30 PM to 6:00 AM with lots of covers
tigira: (Default)
Well, they finally did it. It took over a year, but my employer decided that IM software was a security risk. Oh, well. I suppose I'll survive. I will, I know. It just isn't as easy to plan things without it, you know?

Oh well.
tigira: (southpark)
Take a concept, and then change the idea and make it work better. Money is no object. http://www.livejournal.com/users/welshbard/28051.html?nc=1

This business would need to employee non-aligned ceremonial magicians in order to create the product...

Temporary Temps!

So, you need a temporary employee to fill the shoes of someone who is out on maternity leave, or on vacation, or just to get through a busy time? Do you want a temporary employee without all of the morass that comes with the relationships that develop between them and the permanent employees? Perhaps one that is "programmed" to do exactly what you need them to do from the beginning. One that will not come back to haunt you? Sounds like you need one of our golems!

We have temple rooms filled with non-aligned, highly trained and ethical ceremonial magicians. Give us your specs for your temporary employee (be sure to include everything, now, if you don't request it, we won't include it), including the length of time that you need them for. This can be until a particular task is complete, or for temporally measured time.

We will then create a golem to these specifications, and, voila! You have a temporary employee that is truly temporary. They will exist without need for normal employee breaks, and continue to work for you for the duration that you indicate.

Cost of this golem (payable to Temporary Temps) is based upon the complexity of tasks, the number of tasks, and the duration required. Let us meet your truly temporary needs!
tigira: (Default)
I just got this semester's texts for CPCU! Yay!

For you non-insurance folks - CPCU = Chartered Property Casualty Underwriter. It requires passing 8 classes. I have four done, and I just received the texts for the exam I'm taking in May! Yay!

So, what fabulously interesting topic am I studying now? Why, Commercial Liability Risk Management and Insurance. Fascinating stuff. Then over the summer I'm doing the Personal Lines class, then the Financial Concepts class for Insurance, and Financial Institutions, and I'll be ready for conferment! Yippee!

What topics are included?
Liability Loss Exposure
Liability Risk Control
Commercial General Liability Insurance
Business Auto Insurance
Garage and Motor Carrier Insurance
Workers Compensation and Employer Liability Insurance
Professional Liability Insurance
Environmental Insurance
Marine Insurance (what my dad did for so many years)
Aviation Insurance
Excess and Umbrella Insurance
Advance Risk Management Techniques

Doesn't that sound fun?

Profile

tigira: (Default)
tigira

September 2014

S M T W T F S
 123 456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930    

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags