2004-07-09
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welshbard
If there is someone on your friends list you would like to engage in a hot, sweaty, 4 hour long, sexual encounter with, which, in terms of voracity, would sound like someone banging two big ass steer carcasses together while stirring a 50 gallon bowl of macaroni and cheese over a public address system, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
The VP of our Claims Department calls me...
the poster child of all things different.
I learned this today at lunch. At first I was offended, until I realized he meant it as a compliment - that I'm far from "ordinary" by any definition he can conceive.
I learned this today at lunch. At first I was offended, until I realized he meant it as a compliment - that I'm far from "ordinary" by any definition he can conceive.