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tigira ([personal profile] tigira) wrote2004-02-03 01:04 pm

My Dodecadillion-Dollar Business Plan Meme (thanks [personal profile] welshbard)

Take a concept, and then change the idea and make it work better. Money is no object. http://www.livejournal.com/users/welshbard/28051.html?nc=1

This business would need to employee non-aligned ceremonial magicians in order to create the product...

Temporary Temps!

So, you need a temporary employee to fill the shoes of someone who is out on maternity leave, or on vacation, or just to get through a busy time? Do you want a temporary employee without all of the morass that comes with the relationships that develop between them and the permanent employees? Perhaps one that is "programmed" to do exactly what you need them to do from the beginning. One that will not come back to haunt you? Sounds like you need one of our golems!

We have temple rooms filled with non-aligned, highly trained and ethical ceremonial magicians. Give us your specs for your temporary employee (be sure to include everything, now, if you don't request it, we won't include it), including the length of time that you need them for. This can be until a particular task is complete, or for temporally measured time.

We will then create a golem to these specifications, and, voila! You have a temporary employee that is truly temporary. They will exist without need for normal employee breaks, and continue to work for you for the duration that you indicate.

Cost of this golem (payable to Temporary Temps) is based upon the complexity of tasks, the number of tasks, and the duration required. Let us meet your truly temporary needs!

[identity profile] welshbard.livejournal.com 2004-02-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

Would you please include a link back to my original post? Thanks.